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Credit for cat ipsum: Cat Ipsum

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, hiss at vacuum cleaner yet purr for no reason yet soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Destroy the blinds meoooow. Intently stare at the same spot. Hide when guests come over lick sellotape and refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass sit by the fire fall asleep on the washing machine. Chase imaginary bugs shove bum in owner's face like camera lens mesmerizing birds. Eat owner's food. Sniff sniff jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Meow jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves for tuxedo cats always looking dapper yet claw drapes all of a sudden cat goes crazy bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard eat and than sleep on your face so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Purr while eating.